You're not going to believe this

But Kerry Wood is hurt. I know this is a rare thing it's not like this has happened every season he has been in the majors! Or missed a whole season due to injury! Give him a break! Oh wait he spends most seasons on and off the disabled list. He did miss a season due to shoulder surgery. And he has never displayed the durability to pitch consecutive days in his time as a relief pitcher. However in all fairness he has been ridden hard and put away wet by every manager he has played for but come on. This year he was going to be given the coveted closers role for the Cubs and he comes up lame. Mind you there are very few true and elite closers in the game. Granted the closers role has changed over the years they no longer come in the game like Goose Gossage would in the seventh inning to protect a lead or cool off a rally. Now they come in to mop up during the ninth. Nonetheless he is hurt and now you are going to see the keys to the kingdom handed to Carlos Marmol. Hold on Cubs fans